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        <title>&quot;The most laughable band in show business&quot; - Austin Lounge Lizards - News</title>
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            <title>Get FREE Lizard stuff!</title>
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            <pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>The Austin Lounge Lizards New Release! #30 Years of Lost Luggage&amp;quot; DVD</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p><img title="30thanvrsydvd_copy.jpg" src="http://www.austinloungelizards.com/images/30thanvrsydvd_copy.jpg" alt="30thanvrsydvd_copy.jpg" width="240" height="320" /></p><br /><p><span style="font-size: medium;">&ldquo;30 Years of&nbsp;</span><span id="lw_1275887248_0" class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: pointer; background-image: initial; background-repeat: initial; background-attachment: initial; -webkit-background-clip: initial; -webkit-background-origin: initial; background-color: transparent; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: initial; border-bottom-color: initial; background-position: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: medium;">Lost Luggage</span></span><span style="font-size: medium;">&rdquo; is our new concert DVD filmed live this past February at our&nbsp;</span><span id="lw_1275887248_1" class="yshortcuts"><span style="font-size: medium;">30th anniversary celebration</span></span><span style="font-size: medium;">&nbsp;before a sold-out crowd at Austin's Texas Union Theater. Presented in &ldquo;mock-umentary&rdquo; format by filmmaker Steve Mims, it consists of performance footage edited from seven cameras, introductions and Lizard interviews by Austin&rsquo;s legendary DJ Larry Monroe, and impetuous musical contributions from former Lizards. The concert was produced by our long-time friends at the Cactus Cafe.<br /><br />The audio portion rings astonishingly true, considering that the actual gig was recorded on multiple tracks and mixed in the studio afterwards.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: small;">Nobody got hurt during the filming and production of this lustrous accolade, including animals!</span></p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 06 Jun 2010 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Welcome our new bass player - Bruce Jones!!</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p><img title="Brucepurplecopy-1.jpg" src="http://www.austinloungelizards.com/images/Brucepurplecopy-1.jpg" alt="Brucepurplecopy-1.jpg" width="307" height="527" /></p><br /><p>As of January 2010, Bruce Jones replaced Julieann Banks playing the bass and singing. &nbsp;</p><br /><p style="text-align: justify;">"How did I get here? I feel like I just won the lottery.&nbsp;I'm still trying to figure out how I wound up being drafted to play bass with the fabulous, famous and fearless Austin Lounge Lizards, a band I've been in awe of since the first time I heard "Old Blevins" rolling out of the speakers of my 1969 VW bug. &nbsp;I mean, this band is the Rolling Stones of the satirical bluegrass music world! How many bands ever make it to their THIRTIETH anniversary with a majority of their original members still on board? And when you listen to their entire catalogue it's incredible to realize that this band has provided a consistently gut-busting funny commentary on just about everything that's happened in America since Jimmy Carter was president! If anybody over at UT with a quintuple major in music, sociology, psychology, history and political science needs a topic for a doctoral thesis, this band is it!"&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 00:00:00 -0800</pubDate>
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            <title>&amp;amp;#8221;&amp;amp;#732;TOO BIG TO FAIL&amp;amp;#8217;</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[<p><!--StartFragment--></p><br /><h3 style="text-align: center;">&lsquo;TOO BIG TO FAIL&rsquo; POKES FUN AT</h3><br /><h3 style="text-align: center;">SKY BOXES, CONGRESSIONAL PORK,&nbsp;</h3><br /><h3 style="text-align: center;">A HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS</h3><br /><h3 style="text-align: center;">&amp; OTHER CORPORATE EXCESS</h3><br /><p><br /><object width="560" height="340" data="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMtZGMHNNb8&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"><br /><param name="data" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMtZGMHNNb8&hl=en&fs=1&" /><br /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><br /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><br /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wMtZGMHNNb8&hl=en&fs=1&" /><br /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><br /></object><br /></p><br /><p class="MsoNormal">Austin Lounge Lizards&rsquo; Latest Single Backed by New Video</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">Folk-rock-bluegrass-country quintet Austin Lounge Lizards (<a href="http://www.austinlizards.com">www.austinlizards.com</a>), known for its snarky, satirical lyrics that spotlight and perforate and its awesome instrumental prowess, will release on June 23 a video single, &ldquo;Too Big to Fail,&rdquo; that takes on excesses of the new Gilded Age.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">The video was produced and directed by award-winning filmmaker Steven Mims (<a href="http://www.stevenmimsfilms.com">www.stevenmimsfilms.com</a>), who was also responsible for capturing for posterity in 2000 the Lizards&rsquo; 20th anniversary celebratory DVD, LIZARDS TIMES TWENTY.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: justify;">&ldquo;Too Big to Fail,&rdquo; by Lindsey Eck, is from an album being worked on by the Lizards, whose all-boy band has been joined by two equally witty women. The group&rsquo;s version of Irving Berlin&rsquo;s &ldquo;(I&rsquo;ll See You in) C-U-B-A,&rdquo; the Prohibition-era up-tempo tribute to the luxuries of the island nation from its 1991 live album, LIZARD VISION, was featured in Michael Moore&rsquo;s 2007 &ldquo;Sicko,&rdquo; as a flotilla of ailing 9-11 workers seeks medical treatment in Cuba.</p><br /><p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">###</p><br /><!--EndFragment-->]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Austin Lounge Lizards Compared to the Beatles and the Simpsons!</title>
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            <pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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            <title>Austin360.com</title>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700</pubDate>
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